Monday, March 06, 2006

Side Split-tingly Funny?

If you are in an aeroplane on approach to landing in Dubrovnik, and you hear the following announcement:

"Ladies and Gentleman, in view of the bad weather and turbulence we are experiencing, the aeroplane is going to SPLIT!"...

do you anticipate: (a) death in the skies above the Adriatic or (b) an uncomfortable and probably hair-raising journey in a coach down the Dalmatian coast to your ultimate destination?

3 Comments:

Blogger michael the tubthumper said...

that would have freaked me out no end

Monday, March 06, 2006  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The blurb at the top - regarding the mix of artistic and academic temperaments - is it a joke? It sounds OTT pretentious! Also, the "Scotland" and "Cornwall" links - do you believe the "pure Celt" fantasy? Are you a "Little Scotlander" style racist?

Or is this blog a joke? Are you English really? I've been reading some of your comments on other blogs and you seem to be attempting a cross between Lady Marjorie Bellamy of "Upstairs, Downstairs" and Margaret Thatcher.

Odd. But funny.

Tuesday, March 07, 2006  
Blogger BondWoman said...

Comments are welcome on this blog but they should address the issue raised by the post and should not be personal attacks upon those who chose to set this blog up. Effectively anonymous comments accusing the bloggers of being racist are so laughable as to be not worthy of response. If you think this blog is not to your taste, go away and don't come back.

Tuesday, March 07, 2006  

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