Saturday, May 20, 2006

How to Clean your Toilet

This was sent to me by someone who thought I would find it amusing; actually I found it hilarious and present it for your amusement:-

Instructions For Cleaning The Toilet
  1. Lift the lid on the toilet and fill it with 1/8 cup of animal shampoo.
  2. Take the cat in your arms and stroke it gently while slowly moving in the direction of the toilet.
  3. At a suitable moment, throw the cat into the toilet bowl and close the lid quickly then either stand or sit on the lid.
  4. The cat will now start the cleaning process and will produce plenty of foam. Do not be concerned about the loud noises coming from the toilet; your cat is enjoying himself.
  5. After several minutes flush the toilet to start the ‘Power Wash’, pre wash and then flush again for the main wash cycle.
  6. Ask someone to open the front door and ensure that no-one is between the toilet and the front door.
  7. Get off the toilet seat and from a safe distance open the toilet lid quickly. The cat will dry off naturally due to the high speed he will be moving from the toilet to the front door.
  8. The toilet and as a bonus, the cat will now both be clean.
With best wishes
The Dog
And here are the photographs:-

The Cat

The Dog


Blogger quakerdave said...

Oh, man, what a great dog shot. He looks like his laughing his a@# off. Hysterical.

Wednesday, May 31, 2006  

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